‘You won’t fucking believe it but I’ve just stalked Clive on facebook and he’s got another girlfriend already. It’s only been a week…’, my work pal Sarah confessed dramatically last night over a few wines and my mouth fell wide open. Did I just hear that right? Did she just say her ex fella was called fucking Clive? ‘You look surprised’, Sarah frowned, observing my…um..surprise. … Continue reading Stalking your first love

Tonight, I spent an hour at my friend Becky’s house in the company proximity of her teenage daughter and friends. They were in her bedroom, getting ready for her (the daughter’s) Halloween house party. Apparently, 12 girls were coming but literally everyone on insta wanted an invite. Her daughter was the most popular she had ever been. I had the misfortune of catching sight of … Continue reading The Halloween House Party

Just come across one of my very old posts on my laptop from my single days so thought I would repost… During the aftermath of my current boyfriend dumping me out of the blue, every single one of my friends got engaged, married or gave birth. In my first week of singledom-ness, I was telling my work colleague Jenny about my plans to visit New … Continue reading When all your friends are getting married….